straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it
It is one of the sad ironies of life that while annoyances such as insects, allergens and inclement weather are real, the charming characters known as ‘The Minions’ are not. But what if Minions WERE real? That is the premise of my new #instagramskit, ‘If The Minions Was Real!’
i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
